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Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
BABE
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
“People aren’t cargo, mate.”
Jack, I love you.
now try and tell me jack sparrow isnt perfect. try. fucking try.
Mind blown!!!! Totally didn’t hear him say this (via geerayss)
gymra:
If you hate squats but love butts…..
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Three and a half years ago, when I came to Greendale, I met six very important people— Sorry, seven. And meeting these people changed my life… Yeah… I’m sorry. I-I don’t know what to say. I’m so used to being the guy who can talk his way out of anything, but what do you say when you don’t want a way out? What you’ve all done for me is… indescribable. It’s unbelievable. And my love for you is immeasurable… Even when you split it seven ways.
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I love today so much
I knew you’d come back to me someday. I never stopped believing in you.
I can’t wait. I’m so excited.
And those songs were awesome!
EEEeee…. I can’t wait.. but woooow did they age, I think Colin Mocherie lost MORE hair on his head!
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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“i didn’t mean to have you!” omfg hahahaha
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“I didn’t mean to have you” lmao this is too much (via nguyennxo)
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